EX-BOYFRIEND KNIFE HOLDER NOT INCLUDE KNIVES

Ex-Boyfriend knife holder: 5-in-1 Edge Guardian with Attitude
(Your Kitchen’s New Punchline!)

Meet your sassiest kitchen upgrade: a bold red figure kneeling in "eternal apology" stance, designed to hold ​5 knives securely​ with blade-guard slots. Perfect for chefs who crave dark humor—each stab-proof insert makes your ex "take the heat" while protecting precious blades.

​Design with Bite:​​
➔ Stainless steel knives slot into ​armor-coated grooves​ (no blade dulling!)
➔ ​Unmissable red resin base—sturdy, grippy, and 100% conversation-starting
➔ fits anywhere—countertop, kitchen island, or front-and-center on your revengecore aesthetic shelf

​Safety Meets Sass:​​
He hurts your heart, it protects your blade. The slot is embedded with cushioning fleece, and its gentleness is comparable to that of an ideal boyfriend.